Thursday, March 02, 2006

little bit worried

Statcounters can be fun. They certainly provide a wealth of information, if by "wealth" it can be assumed that I mean "a lot of useless." It is interesting to know all those fun things you learn with the stat counter. One of my favorites is learning what people searched that caused your site or blog to come up.

If you've read my page, I'm sure you've learned that I'm not especially enamored with wiping butts that aren't mine. It's a fact of parenthood, and I certainly won't begrudge my boys clean butts if I have the power to fix the problem. But I do see a time, growing ever closer, when I will retire from being a wiper of butts other than mine.

Here's my concern. While checking my stats, I noticed that this blog has once more shown up as a hit in a search. The search terms were "little boys wiping their butts." There are plenty of benign reasons a person may search this. Perhaps someone would like help getting their little boy to learn to wipe. I have a self wiper that once needed help. And even after the diaper years, when he was fully qualified to self wipe, he would often ask for help.

Regardless of those benign reasons, I do have a healthy wariness in regards to the internet. Their are some true assholes in this world. So "little boys wiping their butts" could just as easily be some malignant fuck. Just in case that's the issue, I'm inventing a god to pray to so that this person, if they do mean harm, will wake up dead the next time they lay down.

If however the search is just a concerned parent, please remember front to back, and eventually we do all figure it out.

6 comments:

Audrey said...

Hallelujah! Now, THAT'S praise worthy. I'll pray with you on that one. ;-)

Ron R said...

back in the day when Andrea was breastfeeding she got all kinds of interesting search referrals.

Almost Lazarus said...

I get a lot of "submissive urination" searches. Ick.

BridgetJ said...

Here's to hoping that tomorrow they all wake up with some nasty disease and their dicks fall off.

Sick. Just sick.

M__ said...

What fuckheads! Yes, lets hope they get what they deserve...

Two Passes said...

Ok, just call me idiot in blogland, but where do you see the google searches?

By the way, your post on competing in the Diva Cup is still making me laugh out loud. My husband is yacht builder. I am going to try and convince him to sponsor a Diva cup. Butch's Bitches (or Doc's Drones) can crew a boat and you can be our helmsman.