Monday, May 05, 2008

true holy days

Just learned another reason May is such a great month. I'll admit that I'd love to celebrate this with some friends, but at the moment, the only person I can guarantee would be involved is myself. I guess I'll start thinking about taking a shower soon.

However you do it, whether or not we join in personally or just through the knowledge that we are all doing it in private, perhaps at the same time, help celebrate National Masturbation Month.

It's not going to pull itself.


skullface said...

Remember that girls read your blog, too. There's nothing to pull here, but I'll celebrate National Masturbation month too.

Mike Stewart said...

Like the great Woody Allen said to Diane Keaton in "Annie Hall", "Don't knock masturbation! It's sex with someone I love!" Truer words were never spoken my friends! Hey I've been doing it since I was 12 and I'm 67 now and still doing it. I ain't blind or crazy (yet) either so I guess my mom was wrong! May it always be May in your pants. More I cannot wish you my friends!