I would absolutely love to show you my new laptop. Alas I likely can't do so as you are there, and I am here. It just won't be happening today.
At least a couple of different times in the past few months I tried posting from my phone, and it worked well enough, but mostly it was just a pain in my ass. I gave up. I threw in the towel.
But now I have a fancy, new laptop, and when I have internets I can post posts. How awesome is that?
This post will contain nothing cool. I won't be ranting or proclaiming my love for anything. Hell, even this laptop hasn't quite convinced me yet, but I do love it a little bit already, and if you're patient I'll tell you more than you want to know about it, eventually.
For now just praise imaginary sky beings that I'm back.